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Jan 2nd, 2011, 08:04 PM
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Wise Old Person
 Join Date: Sep 2008
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Chuck Norris jokes
1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. 3. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. 4. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. 5. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage. 6. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. 7. When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways. 8. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves. 9. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody. 10. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. |
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Jan 2nd, 2011, 10:18 PM
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Premium Member
 Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Bangalore
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nice..........
 
 ~ NO GOD IN THIS WORLD - MOTHER IS MORE THAN GOD ~
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