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Jul 31st, 2008, 12:04 AM
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GURU
 Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Next-Door
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Broken neck...
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He asks for a pint. The bartender gives him one.
Then the man asks, "Who's in the lounge?" The bartender replies. "15 people playing darts." The man says, "Get them a pint too." Then he asks, "Who's upstairs?" The bartender replies, "150 people at the disco." The man says, "Get them a drink too." The bartender says, "That will be $328 please." The man says, "Sorry but I haven't got that much money on me." The bartender says, "If you were at the pub a mile from here, they would of broke your neck." The man says, "I've all ready been there." [SIGPIC](",)[/SIGPIC]
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