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Jul 20th, 2008, 04:53 PM
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Very Important Person
 Join Date: May 2008
Location: The Great Andhra Pradesh
Posts: 1,936
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interview
Santa Singh is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there on time. He is immediately hauled inside in front of the interviewing officer. Officer looks at Santa Singh Then goes thru his certificates and then starts asking him questions.
Officer: Mr. Santa Singh, after seeing your qualifications & credentials I would like to ask you only some simple questions. If you can answer those then you are selected. First we will start with some opposites. Officer: Above Santa: Below Officer: Front Santa: Back Officer: Left Santa: Right Officer: Male Santa: Female Officer: Ugly (means Next in Punjabi) Santa: Pichhly (means Previous in Punjabi) Officer: Ugly...U-G-L-Y( Officer spells it) Santa: Pichhly...P-I-C-H-H-L-Y( Our sardar also spells it) Officer: U.....G.....L ...... Y.....(Officer shouts) Santa: P ..... I ..... C ..... H ....... H ...... L ..... Y......(Our sardar also shouts) Officer is now angry. Officer: Get out Santa: Come in. Officer: Quiet please. Santa: Talk please. Officer: You are rejected. Santa: I am selected. And This is how Santa Singh got his job. |
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Jul 21st, 2008, 01:29 PM
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GURU
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Next-Door
Posts: 1,103
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kool stuff, heard it before though!!
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Jul 21st, 2008, 04:04 PM
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Banned
 Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: IN COMPETITIVE WORLD
Age: 24
Posts: 238
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good one and send some gud jokes
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