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Old May 2nd, 2010, 11:51 AM
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In eXam,Madam Said write ur lover's name in paper. . . . After 05 seconds GIRLZ said: Finished ma'm But . . . After 1 hour BOYZ said Xtra Sheet plzzz..".

Ye Jo HAsinao Ke Baal Hote He!
Ye larke Fasane Ke Jaal Hote He!
In Hasinao ne najaane kittno ko is jaal me fasa ke inka KHOON piya hoga!
Isliye to Inke HOOTH Laal Hote He!!

Girl:Ao chupan chupai khelty hain. agar tmny mjhy dhund lia to main tmhy kiss dungi Boy:agar main na dhundh saka to? Girl:fikar na kro mein chhat pe chupi hon gi.

Boy To Girl: Tum To 14vi Ka Chand Ho..

Girl: Sach Kya Main Itni Khubsurat Hun..??

Boy: Aray Nahi !!

Main To Yeh Batana Chah Raha Tha,

Tum Itni Gol Matol Ho..

Papa: Beti “B.Sc” K Baad Kya Karo gi?
Beti: A.K.B.M.A Karongi.
Papa: What is A.K.B.M.A?
Beti: Ahsan Ki Banhon Main Aaram…
Uff Ye Larkiyan Bhi Na…

2 boyz talking:
aaj ki larkiyaan:
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Khuda bachaye
Hamien in haseeno say
Dil nasheeno say..
Maha jabino say..
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Magar inko kon bachayega hum kameeno se..!

Girl: Ab bas bhi karo,
Boy: Kuch ni hota,
Girl: Kisi ne dekh liya to,
Boy: Kuch ni hoga,
Girl: Bas ab mai aur nahi karne dungi,
Boy: Plz thoda sa karne do nahi to is bar me exams me fir fail ho janouga

Advise to all the girls..
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Do not play with street dogs u may get rabies.
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And
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Do not play with smart boys u may get babies..

Arz kia hai Pink lips are the girls beauty...Wah..Wah..Pink lips are
the girls beauty..And kissing them is boys duty..!

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Old May 2nd, 2010, 05:53 PM
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so true and funny....!!
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Old May 3rd, 2010, 02:23 AM
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Ha ha ha ..... some are really funny.........

Plz click "REP" & Reply.
Today is the 1st day of rest of Ur life. So start now.

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Old May 3rd, 2010, 12:03 PM
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nice 1 !
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Old May 3rd, 2010, 12:31 PM
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thanks 4 rep
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