HEIGHT OF LIFE. *::BY-fd::*
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1.What is height of Fashion?Ans : Dhoti with a zip .
2. What is height of Secrecy?Ans : Offering blank visiting cards.
3. What is height of Active laziness?Ans : Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
4. What is height of Craziness?Ans : Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
5. What is height of Forgetfulness?Ans : Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
6. What is height of Stupidity?Ans : A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
7. What is height of Honesty?Ans : A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
8. What is height of Suicide?Ans : A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
9. What is height of De-hydration?Ans : A cow giving milk powder.
10. What is Height of Kanjoosi ?Ans : Bania's house has caught fire and he gives miss call to the fire brigade.
Last edited by fundhamaka; Dec 27th, 2009 at 05:27 AM..
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