Join Date: Aug 2009
• If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
• Practice makes perfect.....
• But nobody's perfect......
• so why practice?
• If it's true that we are here to help others,
• then, what exactly are the others here for?
• Since light travels faster than sound,
• people appear bright until you hear them speak.
• Money is not everything.
• There's Mastercard & Visa.
• One should love animals.
• They are so tasty.
• Save water.
• Shower with your girlfriend.
• Love thy neighbor.
• But don't get caught.
• Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
• And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
• Every man should marry.
• After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
• The wise never marry.
• and when they marry they become otherwise
• Love is photogenic
• It needs darkness to develop
• Children in backseats cause accidents
• Accidents in backseats cause children
• "Work fascinates me"
• I can look at it for hours !
• The more you learn, the more you know,
• The more you know, the more you forget
• The more you forget, the less you know
• So.. why learn.
Pls Ignore If it is Old