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Old Sep 22nd, 2009, 10:30 AM
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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die:

"Each morning fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant and make sure he's in a good mood. For lunch, make him a nutritious meal he can take to work. And for dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as this could further his stress. Don't discuss your problems with him, as that will only make him stress worse. Try to relax your husband in the evening by wearing lingerie and giving him plenty of back rubs. Encourage him to watch some type of sporting event on TV. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim.

"If you can do this for 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home the husband asked his wife , "What did the doctor say?"

"You're gonna die," she replied.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2009, 09:41 PM
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good share dude

thanks for the same
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Old Sep 22nd, 2009, 10:57 PM
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Man, tough wife, huh?????

is she "North Indian Wife" or "South Indian Wife".............
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Old Sep 23rd, 2009, 03:46 AM
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funny one....
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Old Sep 23rd, 2009, 06:34 AM
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nice one man
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