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Jul 21st, 2009, 08:51 PM
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Banned
 Join Date: Mar 2009
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"daddy! How was i born?"
"DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?" Junior asks his dad,
His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!" "Well, I saw your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on YAHOO. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button." "Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS." Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said: 'You've Got Male'! |
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Jul 22nd, 2009, 08:06 AM
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Enlightened One
 Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Amaderforum
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nice............
 http://www.amaderforum.com/showthread.php?t=271089 |
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Jul 22nd, 2009, 09:50 AM
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Premium Member
 Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: AP, India
Posts: 38,219
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heard this many times
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Jul 22nd, 2009, 10:39 AM
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Wise Old Person
 Join Date: Jan 2009
Posts: 471
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awesome......... tech language
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Jul 22nd, 2009, 11:15 AM
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Master Of Warez
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: in ur soul
Posts: 6,419
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nice share dude but have this many time in the forum
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