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Jul 20th, 2009, 05:59 PM
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GURU
 Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: None of your business
Posts: 1,013
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The Microsoft Restaurant ?
Patron: Waiter!
Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support. What seems to be the problem? Patron: There's a fly in my soup! Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time. Patron: No, it's still there. Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup. Try eating it with a fork instead. Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there. Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl. What kind of bowl are you using? Patron: A SOUP bowl! Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem. How was the bowl set up? Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer. What has that to do with the fly in my soup?! Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup? Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day! Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day? Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day?? Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour. Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now? Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato. Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late now. [waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check] Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check. Patron: This is potato soup. Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet. Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything. [waiter leaves.] Patron: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup! The check: Soup of the Day . . . . . . . . . . $5.00 Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day. . $2.50 Access to support . . . . . . . . . $1.00 Add reps if you like it 
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Jul 21st, 2009, 05:36 AM
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Enlightened One
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Amaderforum
Posts: 2,074
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nice share dude
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Jul 21st, 2009, 09:28 AM
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Premium Member
 Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: AP, India
Posts: 37,984
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ha ha funny
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Jul 21st, 2009, 12:37 PM
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Banned
 Join Date: May 2009
Location: Under the HOOD
Posts: 1,417
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thats a good 1, thnx
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Jul 21st, 2009, 01:16 PM
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V.I.P Member
 Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: ╰» αмα∂єяƒσяυм
Posts: 6,915
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very good post..
• » Making a comeback is one of the most difficult things to do with dignity.« •
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Jul 21st, 2009, 01:22 PM
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Master Of Warez
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: in ur soul
Posts: 6,419
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funny one mate
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Jul 21st, 2009, 01:24 PM
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Ancient Philosopher
 Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 742
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nice FunnY share
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