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Jul 9th, 2009, 09:45 AM
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Premium Member
 Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: AP, India
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A delivery mistake (awesome)
A young man wished to buy a pair of gloves for his sweetheart's
Birthday, so he went to an expensive boutique, bought the Finest gloves available and asked the saleswoman to have them delivered with a note. While wrapping the gloves, a clerk accidentally mixed up the order and sent a pair of panties instead. Here is the note the young man sent to his sweetheart: Darling, I chose these, because I noticed that you are not in the habit Of wearing any when we go out in the evening. I would have chosen long ones with buttons, but because your sister wears the short ones that are so easy to remove, I decided to get the same style for you. Although these are a delicate shade, the lady I bought them from showed me a pair she had been wearing for three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had the sales girl try them on for me and they looked really smart. I wish I could be there to put them on for you for the first time. No doubt many other hands will touch them before I See you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Be sure to keep them on while cleaning them so they don't shrink. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you like them and will wear them for me on Friday night. All my Love. P. S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing |
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Jul 9th, 2009, 09:58 AM
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Banned
 Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Unknown
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nice share
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Jul 9th, 2009, 10:41 AM
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V.I.P Member
 Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: ╰» αмα∂єяƒσяυм
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good one dear........
• » Making a comeback is one of the most difficult things to do with dignity.« •
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Jul 9th, 2009, 12:14 PM
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GURU
 Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: in dogtown
Posts: 1,406
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great thankx dude
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Jul 9th, 2009, 12:30 PM
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Very Important Person
Join Date: Feb 2009
Posts: 1,715
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good one dear........
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Jul 9th, 2009, 01:15 PM
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Master Of Warez
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: in ur soul
Posts: 6,419
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poor guy .................
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Jul 10th, 2009, 03:52 AM
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Enlightened One
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Amaderforum
Posts: 2,074
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ha ha ha good one
 http://www.amaderforum.com/showthread.php?t=271089 |
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Jul 10th, 2009, 03:57 AM
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Enlightened One
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: lost some where in dis cruel world
Posts: 2,215
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lolz.. indeed a gud1..
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