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Jul 7th, 2009, 12:43 AM
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V.I.P Member
 Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: ╰» αмα∂єяƒσяυм
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lines to make you smile..
1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal! To kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck- is-the-room- spinning medicine. 12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 16.. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it! 17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up. 18 . Procrastinate Now! 19.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? 20.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. 21.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. 22.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! 23..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.. 24.. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD. 25... A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory. 26.. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. 27.. The trouble with life is there's no background music. 28.. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson. 29.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on. • » Making a comeback is one of the most difficult things to do with dignity.« •
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Jul 7th, 2009, 01:11 AM
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Enlightened One
 Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Amaderforum
Posts: 2,074
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awesome post dude
 http://www.amaderforum.com/showthread.php?t=271089 |
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Jul 7th, 2009, 12:00 PM
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Premium Member
 Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: AP, India
Posts: 37,909
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Lol
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Jul 7th, 2009, 12:45 PM
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Enlightened One
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: .::Milky Way Galaxy::.
Posts: 2,871
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Haha
Nice Posting 
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Jul 7th, 2009, 01:21 PM
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Banned
 Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Unknown
Posts: 3,649
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nice share
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Jul 7th, 2009, 03:01 PM
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GURU
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Scotland
Posts: 1,110
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really made me smile
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Jul 8th, 2009, 01:54 AM
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Grown up punk
 Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: chennai
Posts: 135
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nice post dude
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Jul 9th, 2009, 08:14 AM
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GURU
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Open Space
Posts: 1,034
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thanks for making me smile
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