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Jan 21st, 2008, 09:35 AM
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Kiddie
 Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 33
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Some Santa and Banta Jokes
The Suicide Bomber
Banta joins the suicide bomber squad, so when he is given a mission to suicide in the enemies camp. His leader supply him a lot of weapons and bombs stacked to his body and mobile for communications. He lands up in the enemy's camp, called his boss: Sir, there are 2 enemies soldier, can I suicide now? Leader: No, not for two, wait till you see more soldiers. Banta: Sir now there are 25 can I do it now? Boss: Wait for more. Banta: Sir, now I am in a midst of 150 soldiers, can I suicide now? Boss: Yes, go ahead, you will be a martyr, don't worry about your family, we will look after. Banta pulls his knife and stabs himself in his chest! In UK, Santa & Banta saw a poster at a Police station: Two White men wanted for Rape. Santa: These bloody goraas always get the best jobs!! Santa and Banta were watching bungee jumping. Santa: Wanna try it? Banta: No way. I was born because of broken rubber & I don't wanna die because of it. Santa Banta jokes 1) Ek SARDAR INDIAN FLAG LENE SHOP PAR GAYA. FLAG DEKHKAR SARDAR KUCH BOLA JISE SUNKAR SHOPKEEPER PARESHAN HO GAYA.. GUESS WOH KYA BOLA..... IS MEIN AUR COLOUR DIKHAO  2) SARDAR: AAJ MAINE PAANI KO ULLU BANAYA 2ND SARDAR: wo kaise? 1ST SARDAR: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thande se naha liya. 3) SARDAR- yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun ? 2ND- Gold ring de de 1ST- koi badi cheez bata 2ND - M.R.F ka tyre de de
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Jun 9th, 2012, 02:20 PM
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GURU
 Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Hyderabad, AP
Posts: 1,146
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Awsome....
simple but good ones...
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Jun 9th, 2012, 03:10 PM
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Ancient Philosopher
 Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: everywhere
Posts: 780
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1st one is awesome
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Jun 10th, 2012, 05:52 AM
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Premium Member
 Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: AP, India
Posts: 37,984
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first joke is too good. others are old
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Jun 10th, 2012, 06:13 AM
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Master Of Warez
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: India
Posts: 5,112
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nice 1....
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