Androids

Three old men are discussing their sex lives. The Italian man says, Lastweek, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with oliveoil, we made passionate love, and she screamed for 5 minutes at the end.

The Frenchman boasts, Last week when my wife and I had sex I rubbed herbody allover with butter. We made passionate love and she screamed for 15minutes.

The old Jewish man says, Well last week my wife and I sex too. I rubbed herbody all over with chicken schmaltz (kosher chicken fat), we made love andshe screamed for 6 hours. The Italian and Frenchman were stunned.

They replied, What could you have possibly done to make your wife screamfor 6 hours?

I wiped my hands on the drapes.