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Old Feb 22nd, 2009, 07:43 AM
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Default Possible and realistic

Little Kenneth asks his father what the difference between the terms "possible" and "realistic" is. His father reflects for a moment and then he asks his son to do the following: "Go to your mama and ask her whether she would go to bed with Robert Redford for USD 1 million, then ask your sister whether she would go to bed with Brad Pitt for USD 1 million and finally go to your brother and ask him whether he would go to bed for USD 1 million with Tom Cruise. Afterwards, come back and tell me about the results." Little Kenneth asks his questions and finds out that his mama, his sister and his brother would have sex with the respective person for USD 1 million. Finally, he tells his father: "I think I now understand the difference between possible and realistic. Possibly, USD 3 million belong to us but realistically we are living together with 2 bitches and one gay."
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