Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: In Ur Dreams
A man who is at work at the moment calls home. A small girl answers the phone. The man says: "Hello, can you bring mama to the phone?"
The small girl answers: "That's not possible, because at the moment she is in the bedroom together with Uncle James!"
Then the man says: "But honey! You don't have an uncle who is called James!"
The girl answers: "Uncle James is in bedroom together with mama!"
(again short silence)
Then the man continues: "Well, honey! Please go upstairs to the bedroom and shout that the car of your papa is driving up!"
The little girl does everything she was told. When the girl comes back to the phone, her father asks her what happened. The girl reports: "Mama jumped up from the bed. She was completely naked. Then she ran to the window but she slipped on her clothes and fell out of the window. Now she is lying in front of the house and is dead."
Father: "Oh my God! This is terrible! And what about Uncle James?"
"He jumped up from bed and was completely naked, too. He picked up his clothes and jumped out of the window into the pool. However, he didn't know that you left out the water last week in order to clean the pool. Now he is dead, too!"
Suddenly, he says: "Pool? Sorry, wrong number!"