Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: AP, India
Don't mess with god
A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon
off and enjoying a round of golf.
The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing.
He missed the ball entirely and said "Shit, I missed."
The good Sister scolded priest, "Watch your language please God will he unhappy at you."
On his next swing, he missed again. "Shit, I missed."
"Father, I'm not going to play with you if you keep swearing,"
the nun said tartly.
The priest promised to do better and the round continued.
On the 4th tee, he misses again. The usual comment followed.
Sister is really mad now and says, "Father John, God is going
to strike you dead if you keep swearing like that."
On the next tee, Father John swings and misses again.
"Shit, I missed."
A terrible rumble is heard and a gigantic bolt of lightning comes
out of the sky and strikes Sister Marie dead in her tracks.
Followed by message
"SHIT I MISSED"