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Dec 12th, 2008, 09:47 AM

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Motorokr_E6

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Girls profiles taken from shaadi.com...

Ultimate.... ......... ....I bet u can't stop laughing.

These are Girls profiles taken from shaadi . com These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and
spelling errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!
Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this 'Dil Se Nikli Hui Baat!'...

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- Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my
home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalore.. if u like me u welcome to my heart...
when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident or
send u letter..
Thanks
yours Regards Sowmya ~*~
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i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
(Wut Homework?)
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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a
first step of love. I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i.
Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........hold my hand forever !!!
(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)
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i am simple girl. I have lot of problemin my life because of my lucknow i am looking one boy he care me
and love me lot lot lot
(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)
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i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast
(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)
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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY
,THEY ARE
1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION
3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY
TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing {laughing})
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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he would be called the man of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)
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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate
ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering from "Ok-syndrome")
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iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father & mother sister completely married
(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married 'completely' ?)
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my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(height of desperation! J )
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iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(No comments)
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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily. i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good'.
i expect the good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted ...
(but credit cards not accepted..?? ?)
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Iam Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social service.
(Zebra..???)
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Dec 12th, 2008, 10:18 AM

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pkddelhi Grown up punk Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 130	Good ones. Are they real?

Dec 12th, 2008, 10:24 AM

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amahanit Teenager Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 56	ha ha ha ..... very funny

Dec 12th, 2008, 10:50 AM

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karthik003 Wise Old Person Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Hell Posts: 445	hahaha hahaha man dude this rocks!!! i fell down from the chair caz of laughin!!! REP ADDED.. The parts where i couldn't control laugh is tht zebra and credit card and owo buisness and not wearing jeans and more..........

Dec 12th, 2008, 02:15 PM

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uploader00 Self-Confident Adult Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 160	oh m y my realy funy

Dec 12th, 2008, 02:35 PM

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sizling Little Baby Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 4	OMG!!! vry funny !!!

Dec 12th, 2008, 03:07 PM

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pothik Ancient Philosopher Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Dhakar Poth Posts: 919	good post but a repost

Dec 12th, 2008, 03:09 PM

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sugataster Self-Confident Adult Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: EARTH calling... Posts: 231	hahaa...wat d hell....reply if at all it's real !!! If u can provide d link ....den perhaps we can invite her 4 a stage demo....lol...