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Old Dec 10th, 2008, 11:26 AM
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A boy-Papa kal mein school nahi jaunga.

Papa-Kyu beta?

Boy-Aaj school mein hamara wazan (weight) kiya tha.

Papa-Toh kya hua?

Boy-Aaj wazan kiya, kal bech diya to?
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why is the fire brigade red??

fire brigade has a ladder.ladder has steps.steps r to be climbed by foot.foot is to be measured by ruler.ruler can be king or queen.elizabeth is the queen of england.elizabeth is also name of a ship sailing on water.water has fishes.fishes have fins.the ppl of finland r called fins.the national flag of finland is red.so fire brigade is red..
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pahla aadmi dusre se bolta hain... main 64 daat tod dunga ... wahi tisra aadmi khada rahta hain wo bolta hain .. tujhe itna bhi nahi pata ki 1 aadmi main sirf 32 daat hote hain.

pahla aadmi - mujhe pata tha tu bich main jarur bolega... isliye 32 tera bhi gin liya tha.
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who played the double role in sholay?????????????


think





????

King george"
jo amitabh ke coin ke dono side par tha.
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1 baar ek ladka apni dur ke aunty ke ghar gaya

usey der ho gayi ..

Aunty boli beta aaj raat tu Guddu

ke kamre me so jaa.

Boy thought-choddo yaar

bahar so jata hoon.

Next morning a beautiful girl brings

tea for him.

Boy asked tum kaun ho?

Girl- main "Guddu" . Aap kaun?

Boy- Main CHHUTIA.
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To be is to do
............Socrates.


To do is to be.
........Swami Vivekanand


Do be do be do.
...........Scooby do
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Mom: Beta kiu ro rahe ho ?
Beta: Teacher ne mara hai mujhe
Mom: Kiu Mara ?
Beta: Mein nay usko murghi kaha tha
Mom: kiu kaha ?
Beta: Usne mujhe test mein anda jo diya tha
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Old Dec 10th, 2008, 03:59 PM
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nice collection
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Old Dec 10th, 2008, 06:43 PM
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some good ones
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Old Dec 11th, 2008, 07:10 AM
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good and unheard. thanks man.
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Old Dec 11th, 2008, 07:17 AM
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^_^ netime.........
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Old Dec 11th, 2008, 07:22 AM
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nice jokes (guddu is the best joke )


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Old Dec 11th, 2008, 07:49 AM
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good collections man
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Old Dec 11th, 2008, 08:01 AM
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