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Aug 15th, 2011, 09:41 AM
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 Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Lucknow, India
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Funny Two Liners......
A local newspaper ran competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line...but the least romantic second line.
Here are some of the entries they received: -- I thought i cud love no other until, that is, i met your brother. -- Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl'sempty and so is your head. -- O loving beauty you float with grace If only you cud hide your face. -- Kind, intelligent, loving and hot, this describes everything you are not. -- I want to feel your sweet embrace but dont take that paper bag off your face. -- I love your smile, your face and your eyes Damn, I am good at telling lies. -- My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife marrying you screwed up my life. -- I see your face when i am dreaming thats why i always wake up screaming. -- My feelings for you no words can tell Except for maybe "go to hell" |
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Aug 15th, 2011, 02:50 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: El Dorado
Posts: 1,344
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ok...not bad....
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Aug 15th, 2011, 03:31 PM
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GURU
 Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: AmaderForum
Age: 19
Posts: 1,477
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Hmm.. Good One shivrish11
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Aug 16th, 2011, 01:17 PM
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Self-Confident Adult
 Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 273
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nice collection
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Aug 16th, 2011, 01:37 PM
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Self-Confident Adult
Join Date: Dec 2009
Posts: 290
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they are good thanks.
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