Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Lucknow, India
Funny Two Liners......
A local newspaper ran competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line...but the least romantic second line.
Here are some of the entries they received:
-- I thought i cud love no other
until, that is, i met your brother.
-- Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you
but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl'sempty
and so is your head.
-- O loving beauty you float with grace
If only you cud hide your face.
-- Kind, intelligent, loving and hot,
this describes everything you are not.
-- I want to feel your sweet embrace
but dont take that paper bag off your face.
-- I love your smile, your face and your eyes
Damn, I am good at telling lies.
-- My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife
marrying you screwed up my life.
-- I see your face when i am dreaming
thats why i always wake up screaming.
-- My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"