manjubn

Business card reads, "Sponsored by St. Luke's Burn Unit."
His degree, from the Wile E. Coyote Demolition Academy, is an *honorary* degree.
His grand finale involves pork & beans and a Bic lighter.
The punk he keeps trying to light has orange hair and a nose ring.
Asks if he should shoot off Quaker Puffed Rice or Oats when the 1812 Overture begins.
Tied a monkey to a skyrocket "so's I can get me a grant from NASA!"
He wants to know if he can "borrow" your dog for the finale.
Insists on humming the "Mission Impossible" theme every time he lights a fuse.
and the Number 1 Sign You Hired The Wrong Fireworks Expert...
For kicks, sticks roman candle in nose and chases kids around.

praveen_143

ha ....my degree in laughter