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Oct 1st, 2008, 09:38 AM
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Enlightened One
 Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Sub-continent
Posts: 2,185
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An honest mistake?!
A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy. "Where in tarnation have you been all night?" she demands.
"At this fantastic new bar," he says. "The Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden. It's got huge golden doors, a golden floor, the works - heck, even the urinal's gold!" The wife still doesn't believe his story, and the next day checks the phone book, finding a place across town called the Golden Saloon. She calls up the place to check her husband's story. "Is this the Golden Saloon?" she asks when the bartender answers the phone. "Yes it is," bartender answers. "Do you have huge golden doors?" "Sure do." "Do you have golden floors?" "Most certainly do." "What about golden urinals?" There's a long pause, then the woman hears the bartender yelling, "Hey, Duke, I think I got a lead on the guy that peed in your saxophone last night!"   Please add "Rep" if u liked this joke. Thanx! 
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Oct 1st, 2008, 01:29 PM
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V.I.P Member
 Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: sydney
Posts: 5,256
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nice man
 Helping hands are better than Praying Lips
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Oct 22nd, 2008, 06:41 PM
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Banned
 Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: In a Yellow Submarine
Posts: 363
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Funny ... Great post , Thanks
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Jul 30th, 2011, 10:48 AM
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GURU
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: AmaderForum
Age: 19
Posts: 1,477
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Nyc joke dude..
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Jul 30th, 2011, 06:22 PM
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Self-Confident Adult
 Join Date: Dec 2009
Posts: 253
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hoohohohohohohooooooooo hahaahhaaaaa
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