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Old May 15th, 2011, 08:02 PM
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Post Hi-Tech Oldy

Three men, two younger, and one senior citizen were sitting naked in a sauna

Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young man pressed his forearm and
the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my
pager" he said "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm".

A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young man lifted his palm to
his ear. When he had finished he explained "That was my mobile phone. I
have a microchip in my hand".

The older man felt very low tech and wasn't to be outdone, he decided he had
to do something impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the
bathroom. When he returned, he had a piece of toilet paper hanging from his
rear end.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him . The older man finally
said "Well, will you look at that.........I'm getting a fax !!

ONLY A LIFE LIVED FOR OTHERS IS A LIFE WORTHWHILE
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Old May 16th, 2011, 11:32 AM
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nice one.....
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Old May 16th, 2011, 11:39 AM
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Old May 16th, 2011, 05:32 PM
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H!l@r!ous..........


##ReP mE If YoU LIkE mY pOsT##
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Old May 16th, 2011, 05:44 PM
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Old Man Roczzz...


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Old May 16th, 2011, 06:18 PM
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mast mast.........






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Old May 16th, 2011, 06:50 PM
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:-( LOST MY V.I.P STATUS :-(
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Old May 17th, 2011, 02:09 AM
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ha ha bah....


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Old May 17th, 2011, 06:02 AM
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Oldies are naughtier than younger................
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