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Mar 24th, 2011, 10:24 AM
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Very Important Person
 Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: heaven
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what's the time
A well-dressed business man was walking down the street when Little Johnny, covered in soot said to him respectfully, "Sir, can you tell me the time?"
The portly man stopped, carefully unbuttoned his coat and jacket, removed a large watch from a vest pocket, looked at it and said, "It is a quarter to three, young man." "Thanks," said Johnny. "At exactly three o'clock you can kiss my a*s." With that, the kid took off running, and with an angry cry, the outraged businessman started chasing him. He has not been running long when an old friend stopped him. "Why are you running like this at your age?" asked the friend. Gasping and almost incoherent with fury, the business man said, "That little brat asked me the time and when I told him it was quarter to three he told me that at exactly three, I should kiss his a*s!" "So what's your hurry?" said the friend. "You still have ten minutes." reps welcomed as usual  DISCIPLE OF AMADERFORUM |
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Mar 24th, 2011, 10:35 AM
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Very Important Person
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Insystem32
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good one bro
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Mar 24th, 2011, 06:01 PM
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Enlightened One
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 2,659
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Good one Dude....
 "WHO FINDS A FAITHFUL FRIEND, FINDS A TREASURE" |
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Mar 25th, 2011, 02:16 AM
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Grown up punk
 Join Date: Jan 2010
Posts: 148
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Mast hai.........
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Mar 25th, 2011, 06:24 AM
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Very Important Person
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: heaven
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DISCIPLE OF AMADERFORUM |
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Mar 25th, 2011, 10:52 AM
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Enlightened One
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Chennai
Posts: 3,960
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 :-( LOST MY V.I.P STATUS :-( |
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