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Old Aug 7th, 2012, 04:13 AM
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Girl Hostel Ke Bahar Ek Ladka Apna Hath Jagannath Kar Raha Tha.
Chokidaar Ne Ye Dekha Aur Hairan Hokar Us Se Puchha: “Abe Ye Kya Kar Raha Hai?”
Ladka: “Andha Hai Kya, Dikhta Nahi Ke Main Apni Girlfriend Ke Saath Bluetooth Se Sex Kar Raha Hun“
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Aajkal Ke Ladko Ko Neend Nahi Aati, Bistar Par Karvte Badalte Rahte Hai
To Ye Ek Khas Lori Un Ladko Ke Liye
Soja Bhai Soja,
Nindiya Rani Aayegi,
Blue Film Dikhayegi,
Tujhse Kareena Aur Malika Chudwayegi,
Tujhse Dudu Dabwayegi,
Baki Kahani Subah Teri Chaddi Khud Batayegi.
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Ek Neta Ji Hospital Ka Survey Karne Gaye
General Ward Mein Dekha Ek Mariz Muthh Maar Raha Tha.
Neta Ji Ne Hairan Hote Hue Doctor Se Puchha: “Ye Kya Hai?”
Doctor Ne Samjhaya: “Is Ka Virya Bahut Tezi Se Banta Hai Hourly Nikalna Jaruri Hai.”
Neta Ji Agle Ward Mein Pahunche
Udhar Ek Nurse Mariz Ka Lund Choos Rahi Thi
Ye Dekh Ke Neta Fir Hairan Hue Aur Doctor Se Puchha: “Ab Ye Kya Hai?”
Doctor: “Bimari Wahi Hai Par Ye Deluxe Ward Hai..“
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A Man Walks Up To A Pretty Woman In A Bar.
Man: “Would You Have Sex With Me For One Million Dollars?”
Woman in Surprise: “Sure! Why Not”
Man: “Will You Have Sex With Me For Ten Dollars?”
Woman Angrily: “No! What Do You Think I Am?”
Man Smiled: “That Has Already Been Established, Now We Are Just Bargaining“
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Old Aug 7th, 2012, 08:20 AM
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LAUGHTER MATERIAL good enough.................
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Old Aug 7th, 2012, 09:37 AM
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first 3 have read long ago.. last one is nice...

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Old Aug 7th, 2012, 11:19 AM
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nice share.....
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Old Aug 7th, 2012, 12:56 PM
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last one is too good.
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Old Aug 7th, 2012, 06:37 PM
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so wats final rate set for tat night?
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Old Aug 8th, 2012, 07:05 AM
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hahahahahahaha
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Old Aug 8th, 2012, 02:10 PM
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Sperm wala was superb......lol
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Old Aug 9th, 2012, 03:58 AM
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Awesome posts.....
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