Nigga Jokes (Rated) Part - 1

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Nigga` Jokes
Part 1

· Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think it's whale shit.
· How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?
They don't work in the future, either.
· How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.
· Why do niggers stink?
So blind people can hate them too.
· What do nigger kids get for Christmas?
Your bike.
· What's a niggers idea of foreplay?
"Don't scream or I'll cut you, b!tch."
· What is a nigger on a bike?
Thief.
· What is the worst 3 years of a niggers life?
First grade.
· What is a nigger?
Proof that skunks f*ck monkeys.
· What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
· What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk?
"I set WHO free?"
· Why is interrogating a Mexican like a pool ball?
The harder you hit it the more English you get.
· How many niggers does it take to pave a driveway?
One if you spread him real thin.
· What's the most confusing day in Harlem?
Father's Day.
· Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
He doesn't know he's black.
· Why don't nigger women wear panties to picnics?
To keep the flies off the chicken.
· Why does Alabama have niggers and California have earthquakes?
California got first pick.
· Why do Mexican cars have those little steering wheels?
So they can drive handcuffed.
· Why are niggers like sp3rm?
Only one in a million actually work.
· Why do police dogs lick their a$s?
To get the taste of nigger out of their mouth.
· What can a pizza do that a nigger can't?
Feed a family of four.
· Why did the nigger carry a piece of sh!t in his wallet?
I.D.
· What is red green yellow orange purple and pink?
A nigger dressed for church.
· Did you hear about the new Black Barbie?
It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check.

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Nigga` Jokes part 2

· What do you get when you cross a nigger with a gorilla?
A dumb gorilla.
· What's the difference between niggers and pit-bulls?
It's still legal to own a pit-bull.
· What do you say to a black man in uniform?
"I'll have a Big Mac with cheese and a coke."
· Who were the three most famous women in black history?
Aunt Jemima, Diana Ross, and Mother F*cker!
· What do you do if you see a nigger with half a head?
Stop laughing and reload.
· Why did god create orgasms?
So niggers know when to stop.
· Why can't nigger women become nuns?
Because they can't get used to saying 'superior' after 'Mother'.
· How do you fit 15 niggers in the back of a Cadillac?
Don't worry, they'll figure it out.
· Whats blue and hangs in my front yard?
My nigger I can paint him whatever color I want.
· Why did the Jews wander in the desert for 40 years?
Because one of them lost a quarter.
· What does N.A.A.C.P stand for?
Niggers Are Always Causing Problems
· What do a nigger and an apple have in common?
They both look good hanging from a tree.
· Why are niggers always buried 12 feet deep?
Deep down they're good people.
· What's black, orange, and very pretty?
A nigger on fire.
· What do you have if you've got a nigger up to his neck in cement?
Not enough cement.
· How was copper wire invented?
Two jews fighting over a penny.
· How do you starve a nigger?
Hide his welfare check under his work boots.
· Why are there trees in Harlem?
Public transportation.
· What do you say when you see your T.V. floating around at night?
"Drop it nigger."
· What happened when the nigger looked up his family tree?
A gorilla shit on his face.
· Why don't niggers like blowjobs?
They don't like any jobs.
· What do you call a nigger priest?
Holy shit.
· Why don't mexicans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
· Why do mexicans have re-fried beans?
Have you ever heard of a mexican doing anything right the first time?
· What are three things you can't give a nigger?
A black eye, a fat lip and an education.
· What does Pontiac stand for?
Poor Old Niggers Think Its A Cadillac.
· Do you remember the nigger family on the Jetsons? No?
The future looks pretty good!
· Did you hear about the nigger that thought he was bleeding to death?
Turns out he just had diarrhea.
· Why don't jews like oral s3x?
It's too close to the gas chamber.
· Why do niggers drive with their windows up?
They think the smell is coming from outside.
· Why do niggers like basket ball?
It involves running, shooting and stealing.

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[a45c1i]

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[BLooD]

· What does N.A.A.C.P stand for?
Niggers Are Always Causing Problems

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[CodE_ReD]

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[MILITANT]

thats grea8 man

[solaris]

he he he...funny post...I love niggas

[mminnaples]

Oh boy that was gooooood still lmao

[weennii]

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[Veritas]

nice post..