InvisibleMan
Jul 9th, 2009, 09:45 AM
A young man wished to buy a pair of gloves for his sweetheart's
Birthday, so he went to an expensive boutique, bought the Finest
gloves available and asked the saleswoman to have them delivered with
a note.
While wrapping the gloves, a clerk accidentally mixed up the order and
sent a pair of panties instead.
Here is the note the young man sent to his sweetheart:
Darling,
I chose these, because I noticed that you are not in the habit Of
wearing any when we go out in the evening. I would have chosen long
ones with buttons, but because your sister wears the short ones that
are so easy to remove, I decided to get the same style for you.
Although these are a delicate shade, the lady I bought them from
showed me a pair she had been wearing for three weeks and they were
hardly soiled. I had the sales girl try them on for me and they looked
really smart. I wish I could be there to put them on for you for the
first time. No doubt many other hands will touch them before I See you
again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting
them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Be
sure to keep them on while cleaning them so they don't shrink. Just
think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope
you like them and will wear them for me on Friday night.
All my Love.
P. S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing
Birthday, so he went to an expensive boutique, bought the Finest
gloves available and asked the saleswoman to have them delivered with
a note.
While wrapping the gloves, a clerk accidentally mixed up the order and
sent a pair of panties instead.
Here is the note the young man sent to his sweetheart:
Darling,
I chose these, because I noticed that you are not in the habit Of
wearing any when we go out in the evening. I would have chosen long
ones with buttons, but because your sister wears the short ones that
are so easy to remove, I decided to get the same style for you.
Although these are a delicate shade, the lady I bought them from
showed me a pair she had been wearing for three weeks and they were
hardly soiled. I had the sales girl try them on for me and they looked
really smart. I wish I could be there to put them on for you for the
first time. No doubt many other hands will touch them before I See you
again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting
them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Be
sure to keep them on while cleaning them so they don't shrink. Just
think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope
you like them and will wear them for me on Friday night.
All my Love.
P. S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing