trokontaker
Feb 22nd, 2009, 07:53 AM
After a heavy dispute, a married couple is stopped at a traffic check. The policeman turns to the man who has been driving the car. Policeman: "You drove 70 miles per hour although only 50 are allowed!"
Husband: "That's not true I was driving exactly 50!"
Wife: "But Jason, you were driving at least 80!"
The man looks angrily at his wife.
Policeman: "I also noticed that your tail light is defective!"
Husband: "I did not know that! I will let the tail light be repaired immediately!"
Wife: "But Jason I have told you five times in the last two weeks that the tail light had to be repaired!"
The man looks very angrily at his wife.
Policeman: "And in addition you did not use your seat belt!"
Husband: "I opened the belt just as you stopped me!"
Wife: "But Jason you always say that it is not necessary to use the seat belts!"
At that moment the husband shouts at his wife: "Shut up immediately!"
Policeman: "Does your husband always talk to you in such a way?"
Wife: "No! Only when he is drunk!"
Husband: "That's not true I was driving exactly 50!"
Wife: "But Jason, you were driving at least 80!"
The man looks angrily at his wife.
Policeman: "I also noticed that your tail light is defective!"
Husband: "I did not know that! I will let the tail light be repaired immediately!"
Wife: "But Jason I have told you five times in the last two weeks that the tail light had to be repaired!"
The man looks very angrily at his wife.
Policeman: "And in addition you did not use your seat belt!"
Husband: "I opened the belt just as you stopped me!"
Wife: "But Jason you always say that it is not necessary to use the seat belts!"
At that moment the husband shouts at his wife: "Shut up immediately!"
Policeman: "Does your husband always talk to you in such a way?"
Wife: "No! Only when he is drunk!"